Perhaps there is no great enthusiasm for a new version of Dracula from Luc Besson, the celebrated French director for polished extravagance. Still, it’s worth noting: his lavishly upholstered romantic vampire tale displays creativity and style – and amid its theatrical camp, I might just favor over the recent, stately interpretation by Robert Eggers of Nosferatu. There are some very bizarre touches, such as a scene that looks like it presents a territorial boundary between France and Romania.
Christoph Waltz plays a clever but beleaguered man of the church pursuing the undead – it’s surprising he never took on this character previously – who arrives in Paris in 1889 for the French Revolution centenary celebrations. Likewise present is the sinister Dracula, brought to life by the seasoned horror actor Caleb Landry Jones using a distorted Eastern European tone reminiscent of the voice of Gru by Steve Carell from the Despicable Me comedies. It’s a role he seemed destined to play.
The plot unfolds as follows: the vampire lord has traveled ceaselessly the earth in sorrow over four centuries since he became undead, a consequence for his irreligious grief after the passing of his beloved Elisabeta (an inaugural screen appearance for Zoë Bleu, daughter of Rosanna Arquette). the vampire has been searching, searching, searching for a female who could be the rebirth of his departed beloved. Unfortunately, the lucky lady turns out to be Mina (also Bleu, of course), the demure fiancee of the count’s timid estate manager, Jonathan Harker (played by Ewens Abid), who just traveled to the count’s castle to review his property portfolio and whose miniature portrait of the charming Mina drew the vampire’s attention.
Besson organizes Dracula’s flashback sequence of international journeys wearing flamboyant outfits confidently, and he is not above providing humorous scenes with a distinctly Mel Brooks flavour – like Dracula’s ongoing failed efforts to kill himself post-Elisabeta’s demise, along with absurd moments that follow Dracula sprays himself using a particular scent in historic Florence, which makes him unavoidably attractive to females. Ridiculous and watchable.
Dracula can be streamed online beginning on the first of December and for physical purchase from December 22nd. It plays in Australian cinemas beginning on the fifth of February, 2026.
Wildlife biologist specializing in sloth research with over a decade of field experience in Central and South America.